+all was well+

I just saw violet
It was eh

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

god-yes-sherlock:

a-creepy-wholockian:

shisno:

daughter-of-the-stars:

"You hit like a girl," the strong female character says

"Stop being such a girl," the strong female character says

"Man up," the strong female character says

"Shut the fuck up," I whisper

#stop using my gender as an insult

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polyglotplatypus:

Were you expecting an inspiring comic about body positivity or something?
Sorry, this is just about how cool pansexuality is

You can’t expect me to draw 2 serious comics in a row, now, can you?

becausebirds:

chiltonomics:

owls-only:

An owl landed in a bar

deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?

WHAT IS THIS STRANGE PLACE

You there… Freeze! You’re under arrest for being so nice and cute. Copy this message to 10 other blogs that you think are beautiful and deserve it. Keep the game going and make others feel beautiful!
empress-of-elsewhere

STOP OMG WHAT I LOVE YOU BB THANK YOU

richwhitelesbian:

hey mtv, welcome to my crib! that’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, losing my religion

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

popmychieri:

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

et tu, brote?

cornfuse:

you’re as unsatisfying as cold french fries

jaramo:

gay8:

do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty

get slammed in two courts at once

i think i just came out to my dad

dad: if a boy ever comes and plays music outside your window i'll shoot them
me: or a girl
dad:
me:
dad:
me:
dad: what
me: surprise